my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me
nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy”
"why do you wear a lot of black?" because i’m ready for your funeral bitch